Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL

Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar Comfort Colors Tee Size:XLIts about boats. Obviously. Definitely about boats. Keep your oars clean and your mind out of the gutter. Or dont. Your call. The Details: Teal text reading "Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar" with a teal illustration of a pin up mermaid on a beach between two palm trees. Nautical double entendre humor in a single color vintage beach print style. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed fit

Dallas has the drama

You spent 4 on artisanal goat cheese at the farmers market and called it a personality

The shirt you need for every family gathering where someone asks when you’re having kids

And the people who disagree are boring and wrong

featuring a woman in black robes with a red headscarf surrounded by cats (black

you’ve gone pro

Everyone wants you to slow down but you weren’t even going fast

White retro marquee text reading "LET’S ALL GO TO THE UPSIDE DOWN" above a red and teal scene of a kid on a bicycle on a road with a house

Illustration of a chunky orange tabby cat rolling on its back with a satisfied expression

and red boxing gloves in a fighting stance

Golden-yellow ink illustration of a vintage cowgirl mid-kick

You didn’t just wake up and choose violence