Capybara Breadmaker & Valve Humor Sarcastic T-Shirt

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Capybara Breadmaker & Valve Humor Sarcastic T-ShirtFor the person whose love language is a perfectly timed eye roll. "If you can't find the cap, just grab a breadmaker and let's go" is dry, deadpan humor for the sarcastic, the witty, and the lovingly cynical, the ones who say the quiet part out loud. A gag for anyone who appreciates a sharp sense of humor worn on a shirt. Sarcastic humor, adult humor apparel, deadpan wit wear, smart aleck energy. Product Features for Comfort Colors 1717: Medium fabric

"it is well" is a sincere

"For Sure" is dry

"Trolleys and Detours" is for the travelers

and the lovingly cynical

nature-lover style

"Patience Is A Virtue Not A Requirement" is dry

and anyone who unwinds by the bottle

"Hope That Helps" is dry

"I'm Not Overthinking" is for the chronic overthinkers and the anxiously self-aware

" "My favorite kind of plans are the ones that get canceled" is the shirt for anyone whose ideal Friday night is a closed door and a full battery

"She said five minutes

For the person who does not speak until the first cup lands