And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail Shirts

And Then You Die Of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail ShirtsA quirky, nostalgic send up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard earned life lessons from the trail. Pack your wagons, find your ride or (literally) die friends, and roll up to Matts General Store with a sack of cashits time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty first century style! And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer

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humorous essays throughout

and hilarious games to play with toddlers and children while lying down

It's a unique combination of learning

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