Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirl

Half Ass Jingler Sweatshirt cowgirlYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz warm fleece (50 50 cotton polyester blend). Feel: Made with air jet spun yarn for a softer

That’s a holiday utility

You’ve heard unexplainable sounds at 3 a

You walk into the holiday party like you own the venue

She holds a sign that reads "BEEN DOIN’ COWGIRL SHIT ALL DAY

That’s not a red flag

Design features "KEEPIN’ IT" in bold arched western lettering above an illustrated rooster wearing a tiny cowboy hat

A red sky crackles with teal lightning

All artwork is printed in soft pink ink with a vintage marquee aesthetic

hand-drawn holiday aesthetic

Some of us are just out here protecting our peace and our grammar

and black ink

Now imagine the audacity of a man in a velvet suit saying it