Soft Hair - T-Shirt RGB CMYK joke
$29.95
Description
Soft Hair - T-Shirt RGB CMYK jokeSoft Hair by Event Horizon In classical physics, black holes were said to have no hair. Modern theory suggests otherwise. This vintage inspired design reimagines the soft hair concept as a 1970s beauty advertisement because apparently, even black holes deserve proper conditioning. Minimal. Clean. Dead serious. A perfect circle of cosmic darkness, surrounded by impossibly soft, salon level volume. Below it, a fictional product bottle from Event Horizon
The design features bold distressed text reading “I identify as a helium atom — my pronoun is He” with a small atomic symbol replacing the “o
✔ Designed by Dork Matter 🧠✨
An extremely uncomfortable moment
Featuring a proud
researchers
Some things take time
nerds & stargazers✔ Printed on soft
Perfect for biology nerds
Some just bend around gravity and come back
✔ Anyone who appreciates molecular sarcasm
Perfect for astronomy lovers
Celebrate the most famous anomaly in radio astronomy with this Wow
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
