Howdy Elf Tee Evergreen_Scale walking a black cat on

walking a black cat on an orange leash

You took one look at that cursive wall decal your aunt has and chose violence instead

Heavy metal style red text reading "HAIL SANTA" with a horns hand gesture and a snowflake replacing the pentagram

Now look at you

Howdy Elf Tee Evergreen_Scale walking a black cat onSomewhere between yeehaw and jingle bells, you found your entire personality. You dont pick a lane. You ride a horse down both of them while wearing pointy shoes and pointy boots at the same time. The Details: A green cowboy elf swinging a lasso made of red Christmas light bulbs with "HOWDY" inside the lasso loop, in green and red ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun combed