Zoo Hoodie Size:S

Zoo Hoodie Size:SI spent some time in New York and, as a tribute to ODB, wanted to go to the Brooklyn Zoo and to get a t shirt. To my chagrin, I found out that it's actually called the Prospect Park Zoo and I couldn't honor the work of the late ODB in the way I wanted. Anyway, the moral of the story, if there is one I guess, is, don't let the particulars of some arbitrary zoo naming system get you down and just go generic. The classic fit along with the pouch pocket

There are some hyper-specific cringe shirts out there

Did you get a cash reward

Tax the billionaires

but we finally cracked it

There's a lot of them out there

If they are from the wrong city

You could've spent this weekend on ZipRecruiter and sleeping in your own bed for the same zero dollars you're making here this time

meet people with vastly different worldviews and experiences

they are tear gassing and handcuffing children and physically assaulting pregnant women

I'm not Sisyphus

or wear tanktops on airplanes

The absolutely unneccessary deployment of the National Guard and the Marines made me realize I had no real compelling reason to follow some self-imposed set of "brand guidelines" I gave myself before the last election cycle