Metanol Purple preorder-2w

Metanol Purple preorder-2wPolarized 100% UVA UVB protection These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades. Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too. Day or night, warm or cold youll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.

- Carrying Case

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With Da Shield you’ll never need to show your face again

We crossbred a bucket and pair of astonishing sunglasses resulting in an unprecedented outcome: Da Shield

- Weight: 169g

Because it means "Ski & Fuck" in Finnish and people in Finland like to Ski & Fuck A LOT

warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on

100% UVA/UVB suojaus

- Condom (you gonna need it…)

- Great for: Interstellar Voyages & Sex- 100% UVA/UVB protection

This may cause damage that isn’t covered by the warranty

- Super light