Your Favorite Billionaire Hates You Tee Size:XL

Your Favorite Billionaire Hates You Tee Size:XLSeriously, whatever billioniare you're out there fanboying for does not care about you. Name a single thing that they have done which has made your life better. Things that make the lives of other people that you don't like for whatever reason worse don't count. Selling you a thing you like that makes them money doesn't count. With more money than they can ever spend in a hundred lifetimes, how have they decided to use that to do something that has

The only arguments I hear against diversity are basically that people won't get along as well

I'm no longer comfortable sharing space with you if you're sticking to your guns in thinking all of this is fine

The average cost of a wedding in 2025 is $36K

Try to write it down into a perfect sonnet or one foolish line

they are getting us involved in the pageantry of "owning the libs" over culture wars while they vote for the interests of their donors

Want to brag that you have money without needing to actually spend said money

It doesn't have to be perfect

We aren't allowed to directly trash other brands (rhymes with Ned Party)

Wear them all at once by going generic

Tell people with the relatively nicer rooms that there are only so many resources to go around to make any of the rooms nice at all and that the people with bad rooms are dragging down the whole building

Make the purchase

Let the shirt work its magic