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Oh Merde Encore ToiThis is how the French get rude with people who drop in unannounced, people who are not welcome, or people who do not know how to pronounce Dom Perignon. And we're saying you too can be rude in a completely new language with those unwanted neighbors and serial offenders who drop in without calling first no need to grin and bear, mon Cherie. Put the Oh Merde Encore Toi Vinyl Coir Doormat, and then you can take your time explaining in plain English what

You had inklings that sending your dog to 'Sergeant Strict's Intensive Doggy Bootcamp' might have been overkill

These welcome mats are made from the finest quality coco fibers

These mats have superior brushing action which means they will be perfect to clean mud and snow off shoes in households as well as in industrial applications

These fibers are a bi-product of the coconut harvesting industry

The vinyl backing gives the mat grip

We don't even know what the monsters are upto half the time

you have enough to open a Ye Olde Creepy Witch Spell Superstore

we couldn't get the real deal for you - we tried - we were thrown out off quite a few KFC's)

All your guests will love

Twitter mats are made from the finest quality coco fibers

And if that means turning people back from the front door

You better watch out

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