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Soft Hat: SnailWhoa, Slow Down, There! OK, OK, so we know this is a Soft Snail Hat and all, but we don't want to hear any "slow" jokes, got it? In fact, we're here to dispel all the stereotypes that snails are always the pokey laggers of the animal world. Did you know that they have actually discovered a rare species of racing snail, that is technically the 5th fastest land animal on the planet? These snails use geothermal energy from the Earth to power their little

Do you have time before your costume party to grow a handlebar mustache that might make Ron Swanson proud

You read her Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island for a bed time story

And we all dreamed of that moment when someone would look into our eyes and say those three important words

You’ve been waiting for this day for months

mixing potions

you may be scratching your head about the whole "maple syrup empire" set-up

And why wouldn't it be

that's all about attitude

Maybe it's the number of volts of electricity that amped their minds up and gave them a permanent case of that static style sitting on their noggin or maybe those insane dos are actually aliens that have taken over their minds and are much smarter than the average human

The famed Magizoologist executes all his outfits with effortless ease making us slightly jealous of his taste in clothing

half black tulle and pink stars

We're sure that Carol Danvers would approve of this elegant piece of superhero jewelry

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