They Can't Use You - T-Shirt paranormal distribution shirt 5” — a playful twist

5” — a playful twist on both standard candles in cosmology and the world of designer fragrances

Inspired by the Artemis II mission

Style note: light pastel palette blocks for visible colors and playful conceptual “imaginary” color blocks for the second line — clean

Perfect for introverts

They Can't Use You - T-Shirt paranormal distribution shirt 5” — a playful twistThe ultimate burnout era life philosophy simple, bold, and brutally honest. This shirt reads They Cant Use You If Youre Useless in distressed white text equal parts ironic wisdom and unapologetic self defense. Perfect for cynics, introverts, overworked professionals, and anyone tired of being productive. Wear it to work, Zoom calls, or while skillfully doing absolutely nothing. Premium unisex tee (Gildan 64000) Soft cotton blend with medium weight