Not A Drug User Tee Size:2XL

Not A Drug User Tee Size:2XLRumor has it that wearing this shirt will get you out of urine tests. It's an almost certainly false rumor that we just made up but, you know, that's how rumors are. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US

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