Made In The West Hoodie funny

Made In The West Hoodie funnyEast coast girls have trust funds. West coast girls have crystals. You have rattlesnake energy and zero patience for either. The Details: Design reads "made in the" in lowercase retro serif lettering above "WEST" in large bold outlined block letters, with a slithering snake illustration forming the S. Printed in golden yellow ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color matched drawcord. Material: 8. 0 oz warm

You walk into the holiday party like you own the venue

A detailed illustration of a cowboy riding a bucking bull is centered inside a lasso rope circle

paired with the word "Fancy" in retro cursive script below

Then you adopted it

Your vocabulary shrank to one word the second you crossed the Mason-Dixon line

It’s a warning

But a vampire

All artwork in white ink with a whimsical

light blue

A large decorative ampersand sits at the center of the circular design

You didn’t choose the yeehaw life

You haven’t "had fun" since 2016 and even that was just quoting vines in a group chat