Under 12 Parsecs - T-Shirt Pythagoras shirt

Under 12 Parsecs - T-Shirt Pythagoras shirtUnder 12 Parsecs is a funny sci fi T shirt for fans who know that distance and speed dont always line up but the bragging rights still do. The design features bold distressed chalk style lettering reading Under 12 Parsecs Or It Doesnt Count. A clever nod to physics nerds and space opera fans alike, blending pop culture humor with astrophysics terminology. Printed on premium Gildan 64000 cotton with durable DTG print. A perfect gift for astronomy

physics students

✔ Telescope owners

a fictional product bottle from Event Horizon — because great hair starts at the boundary

The universe is mostly made of dark matter — but this one’s made of dorks

the physicist behind the famous double-slit experiment

or anyone who loves a smart seasonal joke

This minimalist design features a clean

The clean minimalist line art makes the joke instantly readable and gives the shirt a modern

and galaxy-approved

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Perfect for office humor

and pop-culture parody — designed for nerds with rhythm and dorks with style