Wisdom Tee Antagonist

Wisdom Tee AntagonistIf you want to have something to show for your rapidly encroaching male pattern baldness and or crows feet, rest assured that you have your wisdom. The problem is, everyone can clearly see your aging husk of a meat suit, while you can't really flex your dilligently gained wisdom unless the right situation comes along. Just randomly throwing out Mark Twain quotes at inopportune moments is not wisdom. Wear this though and everyone will know the price

Show that you're middle class and imply that you got there purely through brains and merit by implying that you're a good enough speller to spell bourgeoisie

The bartenders are chill and have a heavy hand on the cocktail pour

Cowboy life in Santa Barbara seems a lot nicer than in Barstow

Buy lots of consolation prize clothing here and help humankind learn more about ourselves in the process

Whenever you hear people brag about dropping out of college

Be flexible

Everybody knows that the trick is to just wear your underwear

People love to just tack the word quantum onto everything without realizing it means the smallest measurable unit possible

To my chagrin

Let people know that you prefer brightly colored animated characters of the swearing variety and would have preferred that Simba drop an f bomb here and there

You can thank the brave (and coincidentally

not do something