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First Mate Costume for MenNavigator and Psychotherapist The job of the First Mate can be quite trying. Folks are always talking about the Captains. How they've got to know all the routes through the Seven Seas and the importance of remembering where this treasure map goes compared to where that secret hideout map leads. (Then there are all of the mutinies.) Look, we're not saying that the Captains don't have a ton of stuff going on under their hats. What we're saying is that

And as an added plus you may even finally get a chance to trim the trees down a bit when your Jolly Giraffe builds up an appetite

even Santa Claus himself is locked into a specific set of tasks for at least one month every year

handkerchiefs

excitement and a good scuffle in the arena

isn't it you cheeky little devil

Remind her to be kind

Some claim he saw a horse

it would be even sweeter when you're marching in a summertime parade

it sounds nauseating

so it's both stylish and comfortable

no matter how many times you spritz them when they scratch the furniture

admiring the feeling of this fierce dress as it trails behind her