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Swole Saint Nick - Holiday SweaterThe Enhanced Ugly Christmas Sweater This isnt just an ugly sweaterits a bulking season flex. Precision cut and hand sewn for gym bros and festive fiends alike, this sweater is built to handle your off season gains and all the Christmas cookies you can inhale. It's cozy, durable, and loud enough to let everyone know your holiday cheer is enhanced. Key Features (Because Stats Matter): 95% Recycled Polyester, 5% Spandex Like a well designed cycle:

Like anything good

Made on Demand

• 82% polyester

Each sweatshirt is custom made when you order—just like your latest “bulk blend

Introducing the all new and long awaited Anadrolic Pump "Prescription Pre" as it is referred to (not a prescription)

Key Features (Because You Need the Deets):

• Garment-dyed

Key Features (Because You’re Definitely Reading This):

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

50% cotton

like your excuses when someone asks about your transformation timeline

Underbill matches visor color — Because coordination matters (even if your natural testosterone doesn’t)